peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle
Do the magic!
remember when everyone got mad at miley bc they thought this performance was provocative
Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed
he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people
I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE
is there a Black Friday deal for college tuition or is that not a thing